Check Out These Bizarre Hurricane Dorian Events On Facebook
Florida Resident Bryan Womack is hosting a " Nuke Hurricane Dorian https://www.facebook.com/events/3007302106162003/ Event at the Amway Center in Orlando Florida this Sunday told YC News that his event is "parody" despite 379 people claiming they are attending.
This is the Description of the event "With rampant cancer-causing windmills blowing winds around and slinging hurricanes towards Murica, our POTUS with a very, very big brain comes up with the best idea yet! "Bomb the shit out of this natural disaster!" Stand with the POTUS and watch history in the making! Watch the event live at home on Fox News, or better yet come to the stadium and watch on the big screen! Event is FREE for anyone wearing a MAGA hat and $45 for all others. ***No Guns Allowed***
-paid for by BRAWNDO the Thirst Mutilator."
April King, 25 from Orlando Florida is hosting " Take Hurricane Dorian and Push it to Brasil" https://www.facebook.com/events/501648327046326/ party at her monday.
The University of Central Florida student tells YC News she is a huge fan of the show Sponge Bob Squarepants "Everyone loves a good Meme" and hopes Dorian hits Brasil instead to stop the forest fires.
"Florida is getting a hurricane and the Amazon Forest is on the brink of Extinction". 64 people are going to her Event.
Jake Leftheris, 24 from Pinellas County Florida is hosting "Bike Ride Through Hurricane Dorian" https://www.facebook.com/events/703133980147074/ through the streets of Saint Petersburg Florida on Tuesday September 3rd was asked by YC News if he really plans to hold this event " Hell Yeah! And I am recording it with my GoPro Cam, as long as the storm actually comes, it's happening!".
When asked if he was worried about safety at all he responded " Nope, It's going to be a crazy time if it all goes as planned, We messed around last time when Irma came through, those winds were insane!" So far 5 people signed up for the event.
Marco Pera was scheduled to host "Play the D Dorian Scale to pacify Hurricane Dorian' https://www.facebook.com/events/378941262746938/ today. He told YC News " The D Dorian Scale is a muscial scale found often in jazz and blues and it just happens the hurricane is name Dorian" " We plan it pacify the Hurricane out to see in symphony" followed by conceding his event was a joke. Though 470 claimed to have went.
The Popular Facebook Page "Shitposting cause I'm in Shambles https://www.facebook.com/shitpostinginshambles/ created "Storm Hurricane Dorian, It Can't Stop All of Us" https://www.facebook.com/events/362829747994425/
told YC News that Facebook previously shut down his Storm Area 51 page that had over 2 million people sign up for so he decided to set up a new one. "We are going to storm everything eventually".
382 people are planning to attend.
Other wild groups like "Moon Hurricane Dorian" https://www.facebook.com/events/378330209531336/
"Shoot Hurricane Dorian" https://www.facebook.com/events/467260353826871/
"Aim Fans Toward Hurricane Dorian" https://www.facebook.com/events/2344987342282646/
"Aim Your Boombox at Hurricane Dorian" https://www.facebook.com/events/2198097350313028/
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